a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
We just shotgunned beers for America
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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