Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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