I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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