Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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