As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize