you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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