ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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