Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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