stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
