Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
