I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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