I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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