you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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