return my video game
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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