i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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