turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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