Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
my poor anus
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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