no. you can't hotbox the world.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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