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sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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