That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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