I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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