I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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