I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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