some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
