The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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