He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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