im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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