I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Just invented taco cereal.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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