This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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