What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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