it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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