Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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