..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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