I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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