One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize