Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
did i just pee glitter
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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