Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
