Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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