That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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