I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Randomize