You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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