haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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