Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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