Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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