Been there, been there. I woke up in the next morning naked and covered in vomit. At least as some point in the night I had the presence of mind to strip down... that's something, right?
I had a night like that almost. I had fallen asleep in the bathtub after coming home from celebrating my birthday. Luckily. I didn't puke while I was in the tub. Just a million times before then.. to tell you the truth.. the tub wasn't that uncomfortable.. hahaha.
I did that but I wasn't drunk- I had a kidney infection and had had a fever of 104 for a week so my brain was toasted. My boyfriend came home to me crying and trying to clean it up before he saw. I wouldn't let him into the bathroom.
i have def thrown up while showering. only my tub did not drain well and i was trying to not get it on my feet, so i, in all my drunken stupor, decided to stand on the shower's edge until the throw up was drained. as you may guess, i ate SHIT, tore my shower curtain rod out of the wall, and still had issues draining the tub.
good times.
(248) i've got a better one: not only did a friend of mine puke while in a bathtub filled with water, he was also apparently so drunk that he was unable to control his bowels as well.
it's the only way to go! make sure tub @ your house drains well, though. turn on shower. puke as much as you want. no sore neck, no stink, and no mess in the morning!
lol unless it's chunky because your girlfriend made hamburgers for dinner...then you would have to scoop it out and throw it in the toilet, which is when you're so glad the toilet is close to the tub!
Not only have I puked in a bath tub filled with water while I was in it, I proceeded to fall asleep in said tub, then 3 hours later 2 of my frat brothers pulled me out, FSU for life, hahaha
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