He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Randomize
