Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Randomize