I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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