erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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