And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How external is "for external use only"?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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