no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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