We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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