i don't plan on having that self control this summer
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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