did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
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