Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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