Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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