you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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