I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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