I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have post one night stand depression
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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