I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
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