Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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