Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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