Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
We have started to decorate penises.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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